I almost died last night... literally

Subject: I almost died last night... literally 6/4/2009, 10:54 am

So I was at work doing shit... and in our break room is some banana someone had brought in for lunch... I walking into the room and I see a huge black spot in the side of this banana and I'm like wtf is that... I get a little closer and I'm like WTF is that thing! HOLEY SHIT...

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The Brazilian Wandering Spider AKA The Banana Spider... Deadliest Spider in the world

Some Facts about this Spider:

- Guinness Book of World Records 2007 for being the most venomous animal

- The Brazilian wandering spider can grow to have a leg span of up to 4 - 5 inches.

- Bites from the Brazilian Wandering spider may result in only a couple of painful pinpricks to full-blown envenomed. In either case, people bitten by this spider or any Ctenid should seek immediate emergency treatment as the venom is possibly life threatening.

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 6/4/2009, 11:41 am

i woulda like stepped on it burned it steped on it again n then disect it and then burn it sum more.

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 6/4/2009, 1:50 pm

Shit dude... it might be worth some money... we are taking it to the zoo or to MSU to see what they can do with it...

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 6/4/2009, 4:50 pm

FazerKid10 wrote:: Shit dude... it might be worth some money... we are taking it to the zoo or to MSU to see what they can do with it...

Money<Life if that shit bite me i spend the rest of my life remaining torturing that thing

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 6/4/2009, 5:10 pm

I am like completely TERRIFIED of spiders.

I woulda like flipped out!
Good thing your not dead Smile

ahaha

But fuuuck great to know that those spiders aren't in brazil anymore ahaha

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 6/4/2009, 5:40 pm

mattxMASSACRE wrote:: I am like completely TERRIFIED of spiders.

I woulda like flipped out!
Good thing your not dead ahaha

But fuuuck great to know that those spiders aren't in brazil anymore ahaha

I'm scared of spiders too lol... also bugs D=

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how big was that banana?
god damn!

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 7/4/2009, 1:44 am

It probably just escaped from someones lab or something. Ask your local dorks and nerds if their missing a pet/test subject. A far less likely yet far more entertaining theory is that this was just a poorly planned assassination attempt.

Either way, you probably handled it alot better than I would've. I have what you might call arachnophobia.

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fignutz6 wrote:: It probably just escaped from someones lab or something. Ask your local dorks and nerds if their missing a pet/test subject. A far less likely yet far more entertaining theory is that this was just a poorly planned assassination attempt.

Either way, you probably handled it alot better than I would've. I have what you might call arachnophobia.

lol he should have gotten bitten!! he will be spider-man!!! Very Happy

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 7/4/2009, 9:47 am

Skorchy wrote:

fignutz6 wrote:: It probably just escaped from someones lab or something. Ask your local dorks and nerds if their missing a pet/test subject. A far less likely yet far more entertaining theory is that this was just a poorly planned assassination attempt.

Either way, you probably handled it alot better than I would've. I have what you might call arachnophobia.

lol he should have gotten bitten!! he will be spider-man!!! Very Happy

wow lol

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 7/4/2009, 1:03 pm

Skorchy wrote:

fignutz6 wrote:: It probably just escaped from someones lab or something. Ask your local dorks and nerds if their missing a pet/test subject. A far less likely yet far more entertaining theory is that this was just a poorly planned assassination attempt.

Either way, you probably handled it alot better than I would've. I have what you might call arachnophobia.

lol he should have gotten bitten!! he will be spider-man!!! Very Happy

OR BETTER YET DEAD-MAN!!! Shocked

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 16/4/2009, 5:58 pm

mattxMASSACRE wrote:: I am like completely TERRIFIED of spiders.

Same man, god man i freaked out just looking at the pic, i suppose thats one good thing about living in england, we dont get now venomous stuff like that or anything as scary looking as that.
Razz

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 16/4/2009, 8:09 pm

Lol X13 Yall Brung Whole Bunch Of Sicknesses To the U.S Back In The Dizays(cant believe i said that)

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 10/6/2009, 2:55 pm

GUYS I FIGURED OUT WHY FAZERKID DOESNT COME ON ANYMORE! The Spider Killed Him HAHAHA

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 10/6/2009, 3:15 pm

he thought he could escape......he failed. Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: I almost died last night... literally 10/6/2009, 5:46 pm